Me, following the herd. Again.
2005-10-25 ~ 12:44 p.m.
Swiped from Taylor:
HAVE YOU EVER? ... YES/NO (feel free to elaborate on your answers to make it a quasi-interesting read)
1. Given a homeless person anything? I was on my honeymoon in DC and my husband and I had gotten into an argument at the Air and Space Museum. Yeah, great way to start a marriage, huh? Anyway, I stalked off. And got lost. I knew if I could find a Metro stop I could find our hotel but it was dark and I was starting to panic. A homeless man asked for change and I gave him the contents of my coat pocket and asked him where to find a Metro stop. He told me and it was only after I started walking off and he yelled at me for giving him useless crap that I realized I had handed him a bunch of charm bracelet charms hubby had given me for a wedding gift. Also, when I was working at the grocery store, I used to buy an apple some juice or milk and a sandwich on my way home to give to the homeless man who stood on the corner.
2 Spent more than $500 on a bf/gf's gift or a night out? Regrettably, yes. I once got Dave a gift bag full of all sorts of fancy wines and liquors for Christmas. I completely lost control of my spending that year and as a result I fell behind on the bills and ended up getting my car repo'd. Yeah, just call me Miss Responsibility.
3. Had sex with more than one person in a day? Um. No, I don't think so. I have randomly macked on more than one person in a 24 hour period though.
4. Cheated? Sigh. Yes. I'm not proud of it. I MAY at some point write about it. But not yet.
5. Dated two people at once? Yeah, sort of. I've written before about when I dated Jeff while I was sleeping with his best friend Matt so I guess I don't really need to go into it again.
8. Failed more than one class? My sophmore year in high school? Yeah, I PASSED one class. Somehow, thanks to the oh so progressive nature of my school, I managed to make up all the credits, between summer school and a heavy course load senior year (along with some creative scheduling and begging for extra credit - Hey! Give me a quarter credit for designing a practice SAT test!!!)
9. Took someone's virginity when you weren't a virgin? Not to my knowledge.
10. Hooked up with someone from a different race? Yep. Oh. This question is more complicated than I thought. Define hookup. I had consensual sex with someone who I guess could be called biracial? And I was raped by someone of another race but I don't think that falls under the category of hookup.
11. Ran around naked outside? Nope.
12. Scubadived? Nope. Might be fun though..
13. Snorkled? Ditto
14. Dated someone you didn't want your friends to meet? Mmmm.....no. I dated someone that my friends didn't like so I didn't really want them to meet up AGAIN. But I don't think there was every anyone I just didn't want them to meet at all.
15. Got your stomach pumped, from alcohol poisoning? Nope?
16. Threw up from alcohol? Oh yeah. Most notably when I was 19. I was in a sorority and we were celebrating our anniversary. We had rented out a local bar. Because we were hosting the event we all got in early. So I bypassed the ID check. And I drank. Like a fish (but not like Dory of course.) It wasn't pretty. Kneeling on the floor, skirt and pantyhose down around my ankles, in a public restroom. Oy, yo.
(HEY!!! I just realized that was a palindrome!!)
17. Been suspended from school? Nope
18. Kissed someone of the same sex? Nope, although Krumpet and I have staged loud "lover's quarrels" in public places, just for kicks.
19. Gone commando? Yep.
20. Let a girl paint your toenails? I've let Lissa paint my toenails a few times.
21. Met someone famous? Well, as previously mentioned, I went to school with Ed Norton. OH! And my dad and I accosted Joe Piscopo at Rockerfeller Center. This was back when he was on SNL. My dad and I used to annoy the tar out of my mother by pulling the whole "Doug and Wendy Whiner" schtick. So when Dad saw him waiting for the elevator, he threw his arm over my shoulder, dragged me over there and said, "Hi. We're Doug and Wendy WHIIIIIINER."
I was 13.
I. Could. Have. Died.
22. Saved someone's life? Nope. Don't think so at least.
23. Seen someone die? No
24. Killed someone? No
25. Been in a physical fight? My high school girlfriend Evie and I got into a hair pulling fight over David Dusterhoff, God of the track team.
26. Hooked up with someone ten years older or younger than you? Not yet.
27. Been arrested? Not for real. But I dated a cop for three years. Use your imaginations.
28. Spent the night in jail? Nope
29. Been in more than three car accidents in a year? Nope.
30. Had sex outside? Mmm....yes. Notably, on a swing set. And once on a baseball field.
32. Had sex in your house when your parents were home? Yep. When I was dating my ex-husband. I wonder whether they ever knew.
33. Had phone sex? A few times..
34. Been turned off by someone's personal hygiene? Yes. Ohhh....it's time for me to stop being coy here. A few times during this survey I've referred to "my ex-husband" instead of saying "Dave." That's because I have two ex-husbands, another thing I'm not proud of. Anyway, so yeah. This is about my first ex-husband, Colin. See, he had braces. And food? Got stuck. In his braces. Gross.
Also, he was uncircumsized. Yuck.
35. Told someone you loved them when you didn't? Yeah, I guess.
36. Had sex somewhere in your high school? Nope.
37. Been in a porn shop? Yep. Once. Interesting. A bit intimidating.
38. Had a threesome? Nope.
39. Spent more than one night in a hospital? Yep.
40. ODed on a drug? Nope
41. What's your weakness? Wanting people to like me, to really like me
42.Would you date a ex gf/bf again (round 2)? Oh yes. Depending of course on the guy. Colin? No.
