If you happen to be someone who likes chocolate martinis and you happen to make them with clear creme de how-ever-thehell-it's-spelled and you like to drink them over ice in a regular glass and you happen to take your martini to bed with you to read and you happen to not finish it before turning in for the night and you happen to wake up in the middle of the night with a raging thirst do NOT, for the love of all that is holy, mistake your leftover chocolate martini for a glass of water and guzzle it down.
