My initials are VC. Chel's initials are CC. This will become relevant in a moment.
So, I was alphabetizing today - the absolute most favoritest part of my job ever, I swear. And I noticed that we have a lot of client's whose last names begin with H.
So I said, "Gosh, we have a lot of H clients."
And Chel said, "Yeah, those H people just keep getting themselves into trouble."
And I replied, "Yep, those H people are...." (pauses to look around to make sure none of my coworkers are H people) "...totally irresponsible."
[no offense to any H people out there...this is all in jest]
Then I added, "But we have a HELL of a lot more C people", looking pointedly at Chel.
Rob said, "But what about V people, Vicki?"
I said, "No, I'm a C person."
::gasps::
Yes, truly, I did not realize I was a C person until AFTER pointing out, in a very Mocky McMockerson way, that Chel was a C person.
