Me: You sound like Sally Struthers�but she�s heavier than you.
(pause�.Chel is very tall)
Welll�.maybe not heavier�.
Chel: Just more short than tall.
Me: And rounder.
Me: I know�.she�s just more dense than you.
Chel: Yep, I�m a sinker.
Me: ???
Chel: I don�t float.
Me: (pause to consider and figure out WTF he is talking about) Hmmm�..I can float on my back in the pool
Chel: Yes, 90% of the population can float so if they bound your arms and threw you in the water you would float and they would think you were a witch and burn you.
Me: ???
Chel: Whereas I would sink and drown. That�s what it was like during the Salem witch trials. And that�s your history lesson for the two o�clock hour.
